Weekend Special


Wordscape - 5


When you get to where you are intended to go and you forget why you were going there in the first place.

Eg. When I went into the kitchen I had a wave of destinesia.



Those who continue to talk on their cell phone oblivious of those around.

Eg. That cellfish spoke in an annoyingly loud voice.



The inability to stay awake and alert when in anything like bus, train, car or aeroplane.

Eg. His carcolepsy kept him fast asleep throughout the journey.



Someone who ignores all his other friends when dating a boyfriend or girlfriend.

Eg: Sarah’s hiberdating ways were known to her friends.


Deja poop

The feeling that the same shit keeps happening.

Eg. I think I am having déjà poop, didn’t you pull the same shit last time?